What is it in rabbits that make people high? When rabbits are cute, we feel so light and we giggle and suddenly we're so happy. When rabbits are mating we laugh 'cause we think that's the only thing they do in their lives other than eating. But when we think about other cute animals - a panda or a koala bear for instance - they're funny but it's because we think all they do is eat and sleep; though they also mate, right? But they're not famous for it. Rabbits are. But rabbits sleep, too - they're just not famous for it. 

Rabbits also remind us of Alice. And then of Jefferson Airplane. And then of acid. Rabbits are psychedelic. Have you ever watched the Energizer bunny marching around in circles with its drum without feeling a bit fcked inside? In thrillers, when we see the killers or the pedophiles wearing rabbit mascot costumes we sense the danger... the evil! If they wore a bear costume instead, it won't be as scary but when it's a rabbit... I don't know! It's odd and sinister and yeah it makes you shudder... it's like it carries some sort of foreboding... fck, why do you think is that? It's just a damn rabbit! And rabbits are damn cute in real life. 

Maybe that's it. They're too cute that when they're portrayed as monsters, they get scary for real. 'Cause  shit! How would you explain that! They must really be possessed by the devil, right?! Right. That's it. Because yes, bears are cute in real life, too, but they also are scary because they eat people and they can scratch open our tummies and pull out our intestines in the blink of an eye - I've seen that on youtube. Rabbits can't do that. They can't even make a sound. And have you ever even seen two rabbits fighting? I haven't. All I know is that they just make lots of babies... 

And oh, when we see a lazy panda bear or any other fat bear, it's funny but, that's just about it. But when we see rabbits jumping, we feel like chuckling and jumping with them, right? Or is it just me? No other animal can make me feel high in different ways like a rabbit could. 

Oh wait. A penguin. HAHAHAHAHA damn penguins. Why are they even given that funny name? Well, "rabbit" also sounds funny. "Bear" doesn't. What a loser.